Wednesday, November 2, 2011

This my friend can make you very smart, sexy, and superdooper!

    Wearing shoes to walk will assist in the travel. Smiles are fun to look at but frowns are desired. Many people make a group, if they all frown its because they are not wearing any shoes.
Do you like soggy cereal or hard cereal? Leaving milk in to long will cause your cereal to get soggy. Soggy cereal is easier to swallow and less work to clean afterwards. If it takes only 3 pigs to build a house, why hasnt Ty hired any pigs on extreme home makeover? Smoking can kill you, but there are so many positive benefits. Pooping and laughing at the same time can cause extreme stomach aches. When having a BBQ and inviting friends its a good idea to make sure you have enough gas or charcoal stuff. Speaking of gas have you ever wondered what would happen if you put 4 gassy guys in a small car and one box of chocolate? Sun and moon are both round and they are both way up in the sky. Apples, bananas, and cherries are all fruit. You ever just sit there and thought about how stuff works, like how do they get all those small people in those TVs... and now they have flat screens... just crazy stuff! If you take the words: Hot-Shit and delete the vowels you get Htsht! Ok ok, I know this is all random stuff but I have to sometimes let stuff flow! Here is a cool rap:
I think your cool
cause you know me
I like when you smile
and when you scream meowy
Bitch!


Trees in the forest dance when wind sing the song of dancing trees. The song is heard by all the trees who respond by winging back and forth and then they make babies. Tree sperm is nasty!
Now have I lost you yet? Toessmahingagainsteachothercancreatefrictionandthenbumpsthatcanbustandsquirtstuffatyou.
Ok ok, take every first word from the sentences above starting with "wearing" to create a secret statement!
Things some people do to pass the time especially when time is there to be spent.

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