Techno Stripes

So I didn't make Tech again...
Ohh well can only blame myself, but 2012... will be the year! I am now ready. I am ready to progress! I am ready to expand my knowledge and experience. After this class, my goal to finish my CCAF before I leave Germany will be accomplished! Then I am going to study, study, study! I will make Tech in 2012! I will make it a little later since I will have to test out of cycle... but I will make it, and I will deserve it!

2012... punch my stripes on! There's gonna be a party!

I fucking hate you Andy's Auto Sport!

 On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 8:58 AM,


This is very upsetting news, since I had the perfect time today to replace them, got everything off and then noticed on the box it states these springs are for an accord... plus they are to small in dimension.  Its very frustrating, since now i will have to wait a couple of weeks/month again for the correct springs that I have ordered
Please let me know what you can do.
Thanks,
Kess






On May 21, 2011, at 1:21 AM, Andy's Auto Sport Customer Service wrote:

 Hello,We have received your photos, please await our response while we forward this to our vendors,
Thanks!
RyanCustomer Service



On Sat, May 21, 2011 at 2:22 AM, Thomas Kessler wrote:
huh... i didnt send any photos... what is going on here?




On May 24, 2011, at 12:11 AM, Andy's Auto Sport Customer Service wrote:
Hello,
Sorry, we meant to say:Please send photos of the parts you've received. Please provide a photo of the part itself and any part/product number. As soon as we can prove to our vendors that you were sent the wrong part, we can go ahead and send you the correct parts or refund you.
Thank you,


Ryan




On May 24, 2011, at 5:06 AM, Thomas Kessler wrote:
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On Tue, May 31, 2011 at 9:30 AM, Thomas Kessler  wrote:

I would like to know the status on this problem...
Kess



On Jun 1, 2011, at 12:59 AM, Andy's Auto Sport Customer Service wrote:

Hello Thomas, yes it looks like we did confirm you were sent the wrong ones. We can gladly send the correct ones, but because you are international we cannot issue call tags or return labels. You would need to send the parts back to a designated address and we would reimburse you the shipping cost for that return. Is this ok as it is the only option.

Please confirm, then we will get the return authorization and address for you to ship the wrong springs, then we can take care of sending the new ones.

Regards


Sat, Jun 2, 2011 at 6:02 PM, Thomas Kessler wrote:

We have 2 options, you can pay me through paypal the $75 shipping charge for the springs that was mistakenly shipped to me, then I will email you the receipts and customs form. So you then can mail my new ones.

Or

give me a refund.

Thanks

Kess

 Sun, Jun 19, 2011 at 10:58 AM, Thomas Kessler wrote:

I was told over the phone that the correct springs were going to be shipped out 9th June, could I have the shipping tracking number.

Thanks

Kess

 Jun 20, 2011, at 4:24 PM, Andy's Auto Sport Customer Service wrote:

Hello Thomas, unfortunately we do not have Paypal. This puts us in a dilemma unfortunately. We would like to resolve the situation, but the only option as indicated is that you would have to ship the springs back and we would reimburse you.

Even if you no longer wanted the springs and a refund on them, the problem would still arise that you would need to send the springs back, however we would reimburse you on the shipping charg

Please advise thank you,


On Mon, Jun 20, 2011 at 8:15 AM, Thomas Kessler wrote:

Wow, I am so confused I spoke with a representative early this month, and he told me the new springs would be shipped on the ninth, and then I could ship out the wrong ones. If you are saying they haven't shipped yet, please refund my money for the springs Today!  This is crap... I have been waiting for my springs that I have paid for over two months now...
Please refund my money... once I see that my money has been refunded (including the shipping) I will ship the wrong ones back... scan the receipt... and then wait for that refund.
This wasn't my mistake, this was yours, so please fix it!

Kessler


On Jun 21, 2011, at 6:49 PM, Andy's Auto Sport Customer Service wrote:

Hello,

We do need to see the parts come back first in order to refund you. Please send the parts back and forward us a tracking number and forward us the copy of the receipt so we can reimburse you and write a check.

Thank you,

Ryan

On Tue, Jun 21, 2011 at 7:12 PM, Thomas Kessler wrote:

Why is this so frustrating? Why do I feel like this is a scam? 

Why would you need to send me a check?

Refund my money back to my credit card like any other vendor would. 

Then you have proof you paid me back. 

Then keep that for your records and within a week, when the money is actually back in my bank I will mail back your springs. 

If I dont ship them back within a week or at least email you scanned shipping info, then send a collection agency after me... 

At first it took you much longer to ship this product, then it was the wrong product... 

Now transfer that amount including the shipping I paid for into my credit card account, so I can ship the wrong springs that you wrongfully shipped to me back to you. 

I will not ship the springs back to you until I receive a full refund back into my account! 

If this doesn't happen by Friday... I will take these emails, my receipts and everything I have about this company to the legal office on base to figure out a plan on how I can get some lawyers involved for this scam!

I paid for a product, that I never received....  and now you dont want to give me back my refund that I have requested until I ship back your mistake...on my dime! 

Which could take a couple of weeks to get to you... then I am suppose to believe you will send me a check.... let me guess, your company will make a mistake somehow again... and loose the check.... no thank you...

You have until Friday to deposit my full refund, or I will take everything to my legal office.

Thanks, 

Thomas Kessler

On Jun 22, 2011, at 7:11 PM, Andy's Auto Sport Customer Service wrote:

Hello,

If you have our merchandise, regardless if it's the correct one or not, your case would not hold up as we do not have to refund you as long as you have the parts in your possession. None the less, we do not want to cause any more issues for you and will refund you first as you request. Please be sure to forward tracking information to us once you have sent the parts back.

Please return the items to:

Andy's Auto Sport
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Thank you,

Ryan

Daddy Bear's Fathers Day

Daddy bear walked to his warm cozy cave house. He just finished a hard days of work scaring people and gathering fish from the pond. He was going to surprise his wife and two daughter bears with a basket of fresh tuna! He opened the cave door just to be surprised by darkness and silence. Where was baby bear Dominique and baby bear Hayden... where was his wife bear? They were gone.
He turned on the light and noticed four warm bowls of tomato soup on top of the table.
The first bowl was way to hot.
The second bowl was way to cold, the third bowl was to salty.
The last bowl was just right.
Daddy bear had a seat and started to eat some soup. But he was distracted on the fact he was in his cave house by himself. Looking at the calender there was nothing going on today... except it was fathers day! What the fuck the daddy bear roared... Daddy bear was very upset.
He flipped the large wooden table and scattered tomato soup all over the cave kitchen's wall. How could they be gone during fathers day! This is just fucked up!
Daddy bear took the basket of tuna and threw it on the ground! He was an adult! He was a daddy!
There should be no reason for any fathers to be alone on fathers day! Daddy Bear was so upset he took his shot gun out of his cave closet and started practicing his shot. Using small family emblems hanging on the wall as targets, daddy bear was reminded what a great shot he was!
What the fuck!
He was just reminded that he actually had to work on fathers day! He left early morning to gather tuna on a day where he was allowed to rest and watch "Bear and the Big Blue House" all day!
What bull shit!
And now his wife bear and daughter bears are out doing some dumb not important girly stuff!
This is crap!
He opened a new bottle of Big Bad Bear Liquor, also known as B to the third power, sat his hairy ass on the couch and started pounding down some B3 and then started to cry.
This was his day... its sooo dumb! Then the door opened.
What the hell happened here!
Daughter Bears ran to daddy bear and gave him a hug. With a loud "happy fathers day" and a present.
"Mommy Bear let us go to the forest store to get you a gift!"

WTF

When smiles die with every breath
Words of judgment, screams of hatred, songs of empowerment take over
Torn once more from the inside out
The gift of darkness you poses weakens me, controls me, and poisons me

Finishing our story wont happen today

Fairness awaits our love to overcome this dark cloud smothering our temple

F-at F-ood F-you!

One step at a time, one day after another, one goal at a time, one fucking Whopper with cheese! Im hungry...OMG! This sucks! My PT test is on the end of the month, so trying to shed as much as I can. So no fast food, no Wooden Spoon, no butter sandwiches... well since Desiree is in the states... I really haven't eaten anything anyways...lol.

But anyhoo, I should be ok... I have been working out on my off time! Extra time lifting weights, and sheesh all that fucking running! The only thing I could still change is my eating habits. That is the tough one. I quit smoking now for a year, I pick up the toilet seat and put it back down most days, I most of the time put my dirty clothes in the hamper... but eating healthy: Ouch! I like my food. I like my snacks. I love my sweets. Healthy is dumb... yeah yeah, I know... You will live longer, You will feel less stressed. You will be fit to fight... blah blah blah! Give me my double whopper with cheese and bacon, large fries, and diet coke! 

So I am taking this online college course: Sociology.

I dont know why... I need it for my CCAF.

Yeah... I know... I dont know why, maybe its my environment and the people I am surrounded that made me pick this one... Yup I read the first chapter!

Dont think this will work for me... I cant be a class clown in an online class!

Update:

So Desiree's new car: 2012 VW CC R-line has arrived and I am in love!

Its sooooo sexy!

Ugh... I am hungry! I want some popcorn.... dipped in chocolate then deep-fried and covered in caramel and one strawberry. 

Last Walk

Walking in the forrest, alone, at first seemed like a good idea. I just finished a good run and thought why not finish my night with a cool-down walk through the forrest. 

The ground was cold. My blood was slowly racing past my face. With my last breath, I tried to block the blow that would keep my eyes shut permanently.

Finishing my run, this walk would give me the chance to finally listen to my new songs in peace. I walked in front of the darkness. The breeze felt great against my sweaty face. Turning up the music, I felt alone. I felt at peace. The trees beside me were gently falling asleep and the full moon was fighting the daylight. Shiver.

I looked behind. Was someone following me? My rested heart started waking up again. Why was I starting to feel sick? My mind is trying to confuse me, even scare me. But nobody behind me. Just the darkness slowly creeping up on me.

I better hurry and get home. Walking past the long fields of hay with nothing else in sight. Dark woods behind me, dancing fields beside me, full moon in front of me and screaming cars from the highway in the far distance. No street lights, no porch lights, no headlights, no burning cigarette cherries. Nothing. Just me and the chills taking over my body. 

Faint whistle.

Looked behind me. Alone.

Heart, is pumping double time. Nothing is around me. Why am I being paranoid? My town is about 2 minutes away. I walked this path alone hundreds of times. Why tonight, does it feel darker and colder?

Eyes closed!

My body lost power, like when you accidently pull the vacuum to far and unplug it. I just shut off. I turned back on when my face bounced on the pavement. I had no feeling. All I could hear was a loud ringing noise. Still darkness. The full moon now right above me. I shut my eyes. Just to open them again with a sharp pain. I felt my back side coming back alive. I felt electricity shooting from my lower back to my head. Not knowing what was going on I tried to turn to my side. But still impaired. Now the pain was real. My back was crushed. It felt like I was hit by a truck.

I screamed out loud.

But nothing, nothing changed.

I felt my face and it felt wet and warm. I know I was bleeding.

I screamed again.

Paralyzed,  I laid there. I screamed again. My eyes shut.

Only hearing my painful breath. I opened my eyes. I looked up and saw a dark shadow in front of the moon. 

The ground was cold. My blood was slowly racing past my face. With my last breath, I tried to block the blow that would keep my eyes shut permanently. 

Darkness.

Sparkling Vampire and the Hairy flea-infested Wolf-Boy

The bright light cut through the dark sky. The aliens have landed.

Edward the sharp tooth alien and his buddy Jacob--the hairy one, stepped for the first time on our planet. Their space shuttle flew off and Edward waved to it.... goodbye. 

Jacob farted!

Edward just shook his head and started walking towards the woods. They had one mission to find this girl that has no friends, bring her back to their planet and to make fresh cheese. 

OK never mind... I am boring myself with that story! 

I was going to make fun of the glittery vampire and the flea infested wolf boy... but never mind. I guess I'll just stick to my normal jabber! Isn't it funny how you dont miss something until it is gone! Desiree and the girls left today to start operation "Drop the kids off and have some adult time" a.k.a  Operation DKOHAT.

Needless to say, I am hungry... bored... and lazy! Its quite, I can watch what I want, and go to bed when I want. I know this must sound extremely fun and wonderful... but I honestly do miss my 3 girls. Dominique even shed some tears at the terminal! Parenting sucks sometimes! But ohh well. Now sitting here on the couch in the dark listening to some new music and feeling the draft from my over sized ripped hole from my PJ's! Stupid tight Pajamas! Well only place left for these holy pajamas is the garbage! 

So If I had a chance I would so own a pond and frogs! 36 frogs to be exact! They could swim and jump and eat flies... frogs are cool.

Tonight I am going to knuckle walk all night long! Maybe not all night long... but 12 minute sounds fun! Haven't tried it yet... shame on you! Normal people knuckle walk at least 9 times a month... sheesh your a non knuckle walker... your life could end soon! I am ready incase my legs cant support my heavy ass any more and they need my knuckles help for support... I am not gonna be the last one trying to get on a bus and have everyone wondering why I haven't made it on the bus yet! People gotta go to work you know!

Pile of wood in my backyard reminds me of a bad nightmare... eeeew!