Daddy Bear's Fathers Day

Daddy bear walked to his warm cozy cave house. He just finished a hard days of work scaring people and gathering fish from the pond. He was going to surprise his wife and two daughter bears with a basket of fresh tuna! He opened the cave door just to be surprised by darkness and silence. Where was baby bear Dominique and baby bear Hayden... where was his wife bear? They were gone.
He turned on the light and noticed four warm bowls of tomato soup on top of the table.
The first bowl was way to hot.
The second bowl was way to cold, the third bowl was to salty.
The last bowl was just right.
Daddy bear had a seat and started to eat some soup. But he was distracted on the fact he was in his cave house by himself. Looking at the calender there was nothing going on today... except it was fathers day! What the fuck the daddy bear roared... Daddy bear was very upset.
He flipped the large wooden table and scattered tomato soup all over the cave kitchen's wall. How could they be gone during fathers day! This is just fucked up!
Daddy bear took the basket of tuna and threw it on the ground! He was an adult! He was a daddy!
There should be no reason for any fathers to be alone on fathers day! Daddy Bear was so upset he took his shot gun out of his cave closet and started practicing his shot. Using small family emblems hanging on the wall as targets, daddy bear was reminded what a great shot he was!
What the fuck!
He was just reminded that he actually had to work on fathers day! He left early morning to gather tuna on a day where he was allowed to rest and watch "Bear and the Big Blue House" all day!
What bull shit!
And now his wife bear and daughter bears are out doing some dumb not important girly stuff!
This is crap!
He opened a new bottle of Big Bad Bear Liquor, also known as B to the third power, sat his hairy ass on the couch and started pounding down some B3 and then started to cry.
This was his day... its sooo dumb! Then the door opened.
What the hell happened here!
Daughter Bears ran to daddy bear and gave him a hug. With a loud "happy fathers day" and a present.
"Mommy Bear let us go to the forest store to get you a gift!"