German Beer, throw up, and lots of pissing guys!

Want some beer? Yesterday, I did what every man in Germany should experience. I saw people all over  passed out, pissing in public, and still most were happy and partying. Oktoberfest, where everyone comes together from all over the world and drink lots of Beer... from morning to night. We got there early and went straight to the beer tents, which weren't tents at all, more like festival halls. Lots of colorful banners, people singing and standing on tables, swinging liter beer mugs, and the custom German dresses and leather shorts. We started our morning with a liter beer in the first beer tent's balcony. We didnt want to stand around inside until someone got up. Each mug was 10 Euros. It was still fun outside. With us being there around 0930 we still had a chance to sit and drink a beer, walk around inside the tents to feel the happiness from everyone. We would find out an hour later this would be impossible to try again. Around 11am, the area will be crowded by drunk people. We had a turkey sandwich and continued walking around the park looking at the rides, the costumes, and making fun of all the drunk people already passed out on the grassy hills. Around noon, we got a seat in one of the beer gardens. Had our second and final liter of beer. After noon its pretty impossible to find a seat anywhere to get some beer. With us resting on the famous lady and lion hill, we watched many slowly giving up and passing out. Everywhere were guys pissing on trees, on fences, and just anywhere. 100Euros later, the lights turned on and it was time to get on that bus. It was a great experience. Would I do it again... hmmm naa... I can mark it off my bucket list!