"Kessler" ~~ the class.

I do have to say I am pretty cool.
Fuck you all who doesn't agree!

With that said I am planning to add new accomplishment under my belt. (its a phrase, not meaning literally under my belt... dirty people!)
A best selling author, a great travel guide, a wonderful translator, a new age photographer, a one of a kind father and husband... and now an instructor!

Yes, cool people that actually waist your day reading my blogs... a teacher! I would like to be a self- motivator... because lets face it... we need more Kesslers! I would have 8 day 1 hour classes. This class will establish a change, the upbringing, and towards the end we will learn to love myself. The class will cost only $15.67 and hour. I know thats a steal by it self! So stop thinking that it just ain't possible, sign up and check out this class break down!

1st day: We will learn to how to take being made fun off. Everyone in class will find something to make fun of each other. I know sounds fun. Then one member will have a wild card and be able to throw catchup into anyones face... squeeze that red shit!
2nd day: We will take a field trip to the closest mall and will buy some cool clothes. Then we will return to the class room, check them out, think about the reason we bought them... and then we will return them.
3rd day. The class room will be divided into 2 sections. We will jut stare at each other the entire hour... no talking!
4th day. Beer pong competition.
5th day.  Teacher holiday, you all will spent an hour writing a story about me, be prepare to share them on Facebook.
6th day. The importance of having a rolly paper! The 13 step process of the fruit by the foot rolly paper! Please bring one pack of fruit by the foot to class.
7th day: How to eat, throw up, eat some more, throw up... and still get a girls number!
8th day: How to remember that as humans, Kesslers will always be better. We try to be the equal sign, the sun and the moon. We are good listeners. We will take what we learned and try to save a life, plant a tree, or just fuck a stranger and get her pregnant!

This class will fill up quickly, so hurry up and get fucked out of 125 bucks!
~Kess