Ever wondered what it would be like to just scare the shit out of someone.... no really like actually scare a person until shit just falls right out of him? There would have to be screaming involved, then silence, then shit being pressed out like someone squeezing lemons and making fresh lemonade. At the end, relief and disgust will take over as the filtering underwear is trashed. No laughing matter any longer, the prankster just shakes his head, yells "Dude!" and walks away.
If I had to scare the shit out of someone and this person shits his pants, a punch to the balls would be warranted. Who the fuck shits their pants anyways... unless your still sucking on a tit. We are all adults and if you are so fucking weak that a good scare automatically makes you shit your pants like a whale spitting warm moist water out of his blowhole, then a real man should be able to punch your balls. There are rules... just like using urinals or public showers but thats another blog.
*Give a fucking warning... dont give me that dumb pigeon look after it flies into my living room window.
*Dont be lazy... At least pull down your fucking pants!
*Dont ever talk about shitting your pants, it never happened.
*If your the unlucky one to witness the powerful volcano eruption, after punching some balls, never speak of ass throw up guy again!
My final thought:
Sometimes we get scared, but to shit your pants, thats just being a lame pigeon brained volcanic ass titti sucker... Just dont be that guy walking around with mud stains! Just start to cry and remember the day before you shit your pants and how people actually talked to you.
Now your facebook wall is empty and dry.
Have a Happy and Shit-Free Halloween!
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