The World-Famous Pepper

The World-Famous Pepper

     As a child Anthony Davis lived a strange life.  He lived the life of peppers. He was brought up to respect the pepper and mastered growing his very special black pepper. But he wasnt the only one in his family who loved the pepper. He had 4 cousing and a legendary grandfather. These members were spread around the world. Cousins Wank, Peter, Mike, and Shank lived in exotic places. Wank is in Peru, Peter in Bangkok, Mike just moved to Africa, and Shank was brought up in Istanbul. Yes, all these places are known for their great powerful peppers! Anthony's Grandfather, also known as the Pepper Godfather, lived in Rome, Italy. All of these family members had well known pepper farms.

     Everything was great, until the frightening rumor that the word would end in 2000 spread. The pepper gang decided to meet one last time and combine one pepper each and make the world greatest pepper spice. So Anthony, the youngest, selected his one special pepper, as did the rest of his family and headed to Ramstein Germany, the meeting place right after Christmas in 1999. The pepper family didn't waste no time and started dehydrating and crushing their peppers, combined them, and for security reasons placed them in an old Black pepper tin. The combination of the peppers happened at exactly midnight, New Years, 2000. Standing in a circle, the family tasted just a tiny dust amount and all cried virgin blood. It was then the Davis Family knew... this was some special pepper.
Grandfather knew this spice had to be blessed and took the next flight home. Pope John Paul II, heard of this virgin crying pepper and blessed it himself. But not just the Popes blessing would do the trick. Chuck Norris gave it his favorite death creating punch and David Hasselhoff placed 2 chest hairs in the mix. Lastly, Rhianna and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley fucked on top of the tin can. The pepper was now complete!

Still today, over 11 years later, the world-famous pepper is sparingly used in Anthony's house and stored in his freezer to prevail its biblical flavor.