Duhhhh!

One
comes after zero.
Two
comes after one.
Three
comes after two who is between one and two.

Turkey
gets eaten on Holidays
Weight gain
comes after Turkey
Extreme diet
comes after weight gain and forgotten while eating turkey and gaining weight

Time
is there to be waisted
Boredom
comes after waisted time
Pissed you off
comes after reading this blog and noticing you could have done something much cooler!