Kessler's 31 rules in life!

So since in less then a week I will turn 31, I am basically a Biologist in life. Here are Kessler's 31 simple rules in life.

1.   Never sing in the men's shower/locker room no matter how tempting it might be.
2.   Always use the furthest latrine from the sink. Always leave one empty toilette between two pissers.
3.   Use the left lane to pass only, not to drive "your" speed limit... slow fuckers!
4.   Never double dip, take it however you want!
5.   Don't share dumb "Just checking if your reading my Face Book status" comments.
6.   Always call ahead before dropping by someone's house. Never be late!
7.   If your buddy's zipper is down, tell him! And then end the sentence with: No Homo!
8.   Drive with fog lights on, only while its Foggy outside.
9.   Remember an expensive camera doesn't take great pictures.
10. Never smoke in your home/car, especially if you have kids or dogs or fish!
11. Never climb a hill that you cant safely climb back down from.
12. Don't sag! Ever!
13. Tight jeans are only to be worn by girls.
14. Don't say you enjoy every kind of music and then have a list of music you don't like.
15. Make fun of someone only if you can take being mad fun of.
16. When calling someone on the phone, don't ask... "Who is this?"
17. When your the boss, be the boss!
18. Wash your hands after you piss, shit, scratch your balls or/and ass, etc. Keep your germs... your germs!
19. Breaking the law is breaking the law... even if its just window tint.
20. Don't take a trip you don't have enough fuel for.
21. Always kiss before walking out the house. No matter how much your pissed at her/him.
22. Never give up, there is always tomorrow to fuck up again!
23. Take lots of pictures. Pictures last longer then memories! Support your local photographer.
24. Take road trips! See the world. Share your self/family with the world.
25. Pissing on the toilet seat can happen... but not cleaning your piss is just childish and nasty!
26. Tip your waiters, but only what they deserve.
27. You don't get another chance! Only the things you teach your kids.... think about, think about.
28. Never drink alcohol and drive! Don't be a selfish asshole that might kill someone out there!
29. Make sure your partner cums as often or more then you cum!
30. Read number 3 again, now don't pass someone you know you cant pass.
31. Remember Nasell!
      Never get old!
      Always stay healthy and young.
      Smile everyday and act like your 21!
      Eat something sweet every day.
      Love your self!
      Let only hatred get old.