Monday, January 16, 2012

Poor PC, time for a nap already?

Im a Mac

  I am the intelligent, sexy-funny guy surrounded by the attractive girls at the bar, laughing, having fun, and totally flirting. While you, standing in the dark alone against the empty wall wishing for the "tonight it's gonna" happen moment. I am a Mac and you are a PC. 
  There is no doubt about it. I am Sexy! My sleek and curvy body looks great in your hands. My beautiful bright LED backlight display will enhance any photographic projects and showcases the true picture. With HD resolution, I will give you that movie theater feeling right in your own home. The future has no cords! My cordless keyboards and mouse are light, thin, and yes sexy! Even my foxy laptop cousins are stimulating to the eyes. The thinner... the better, all without loosing any intelligence! Excite your mornings by waking up the elegant MacBook and without hesitation get right to work. But lets not forget about the boring-squared PC, who doesn't mind that loud fan noise in the background! 
  No Smart water needed. Just being sexy doesn't matter if you don't have the brains! My brain starts with intel core i5 and i7 processors. This dimension of speed is perfect for everything you need to do. With Turbo boost 2.0, exhausting applications like Photo Shop CS6, have no problems with up to 3.8GHz speed increase from active cores. This is all done without sacrificing efficiency. Also my single-chip microarchitecture makes it faster to update blogs, editing photos, and keeping in touch with facebook. Since data doesn't have to wander far, it allows you to receive faster power and effectiveness. Poor PC, time for a nap already? 
  Yes, upgrading to a Mac from a PC is a learning experience and doesn't happen over night. The millions of APPs, the multi-touch mouse, and never worrying about another virus attacking and killing your memories... can be stressful. My family links together. We communicate well. Us Macs enjoy and make it easy to share pictures, music, and anything else with our family products. For family use or for your business, why would you trust the other guy... just because he might be a little cheaper? 
Sexy and smart, put your VCR controller down and take a step into tomorrow! 



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