All Blogged out: The Final Chapter

Friday, January 27, 2012

Saturday, January 21, 2012

So since in less then a week I will turn 31, I am basically a Biologist in life. Here are Kessler's 31 simple rules in life.

1. Never sing in the men's shower/locker room no matter how tempting it might be.
2. Always use the furthest latrine from the sink. Always leave one empty toilette between two pissers.
3. Use the left lane to pass only, not to drive "your" speed limit... slow fuckers!
4. Never double dip, take it however you want!
5. Don't share dumb "Just checking if your reading my Face Book status" comments.
6. Always call ahead before dropping by someone's house. Never be late!
7. If your buddy's zipper is down, tell him! And then end the sentence with: No Homo!
8. Drive with fog lights on, only while its Foggy outside.
9. Remember an expensive camera doesn't take great pictures.
10. Never smoke in your home/car, especially if you have kids or dogs or fish!
11. Never climb a hill that you cant safely climb back down from.
12. Don't sag! Ever!
13. Tight jeans are only to be worn by girls.
14. Don't say you enjoy every kind of music and then have a list of music you don't like.
15. Make fun of someone only if you can take being mad fun of.
16. When calling someone on the phone, don't ask... "Who is this?"
17. When your the boss, be the boss!
18. Wash your hands after you piss, shit, scratch your balls or/and ass, etc. Keep your germs... your germs!
19. Breaking the law is breaking the law... even if its just window tint.
20. Don't take a trip you don't have enough fuel for.
21. Always kiss before walking out the house. No matter how much your pissed at her/him.
22. Never give up, there is always tomorrow to fuck up again!
23. Take lots of pictures. Pictures last longer then memories! Support your local photographer.
24. Take road trips! See the world. Share your self/family with the world.
25. Pissing on the toilet seat can happen... but not cleaning your piss is just childish and nasty!
26. Tip your waiters, but only what they deserve.
27. You don't get another chance! Only the things you teach your kids.... think about, think about.
28. Never drink alcohol and drive! Don't be a selfish asshole that might kill someone out there!
29. Make sure your partner cums as often or more then you cum!
30. Read number 3 again, now don't pass someone you know you cant pass.
31. Remember Nasell!
Never get old!
Always stay healthy and young.
Smile everyday and act like your 21!
Eat something sweet every day.
Love your self!
Let only hatred get old.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Poor PC, time for a nap already?

Im a Mac

I am the intelligent, sexy-funny guy surrounded by the attractive girls at the bar, laughing, having fun, and totally flirting. While you, standing in the dark alone against the empty wall wishing for the "tonight it's gonna" happen moment. I am a Mac and you are a PC.

There is no doubt about it. I am Sexy! My sleek and curvy body looks great in your hands. My beautiful bright LED backlight display will enhance any photographic projects and showcases the true picture. With HD resolution, I will give you that movie theater feeling right in your own home. The future has no cords! My cordless keyboards and mouse are light, thin, and yes sexy! Even my foxy laptop cousins are stimulating to the eyes. The thinner... the better, all without loosing any intelligence! Excite your mornings by waking up the elegant MacBook and without hesitation get right to work. But lets not forget about the boring-squared PC, who doesn't mind that loud fan noise in the background!

No Smart water needed. Just being sexy doesn't matter if you don't have the brains! My brain starts with intel core i5 and i7 processors. This dimension of speed is perfect for everything you need to do. With Turbo boost 2.0, exhausting applications like Photo Shop CS6, have no problems with up to 3.8GHz speed increase from active cores. This is all done without sacrificing efficiency. Also my single-chip microarchitecture makes it faster to update blogs, editing photos, and keeping in touch with facebook. Since data doesn't have to wander far, it allows you to receive faster power and effectiveness. Poor PC, time for a nap already?

Yes, upgrading to a Mac from a PC is a learning experience and doesn't happen over night. The millions of APPs, the multi-touch mouse, and never worrying about another virus attacking and killing your memories... can be stressful. My family links together. We communicate well. Us Macs enjoy and make it easy to share pictures, music, and anything else with our family products. For family use or for your business, why would you trust the other guy... just because he might be a little cheaper?

Sexy and smart, put your VCR controller down and take a step into tomorrow!

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Mind

My mind is like a burning candle.

Memories are flickering and dancing in the dark.

Some are bright and some are dull.

The heated thoughts soak up smiles and tears.

Bright when burning, but with a blow its gone.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Duhhhh!

One
comes after zero.
Two
comes after one.
Three
comes after two who is between one and two.

Turkey
gets eaten on Holidays
Weight gain
comes after Turkey
Extreme diet
comes after weight gain and forgotten while eating turkey and gaining weight

Time
is there to be waisted
Boredom
comes after waisted time
Pissed you off
comes after reading this blog and noticing you could have done something much cooler!

Friday, January 6, 2012

Screws and Metal

0600- Desiree and I woke up and helped her take a shower. Imagine you cant stand on one foot nor get it wet... but we accomplished it... I'll spare you the details. After the shower she went back to bed to get some extra sleep. I took a shower and got ready.

0630- Woke up Dominique and got her ready for school. Also woke up Hayden to get her dressed and got them breakfast.

0700-Desiree got a phone call asking her to be at the ER at 0900 someone got bumped off the list. She brushed her teeth and I carried her downstairs.

0715- we walk out the door. Dominique heads to Robin for school and we drive off.

0800-at Landstuhl (LARMC) Medical Center. She is already in her gown and is waiting on the doctor and nurse.

‎0830- She got her IV in. Her nurse just got done talking to her. Dr should be in soon.

0946- Desiree just got rolled out. DR said everything looks good but they will get a closer look in the ER. We said our see ya laters. We where instructed to come back at noon for an update. So me and Hayden are gonna get some breakfast.

1055-Just checked up on her. They started the surgery at 1034.

‎1145- Just talked to the Doc. She did fine and is all done. She should be rolling out in 10 minutes for us to see.

1248- Still not out the recovery room, the nurse said she could be in recovery until a little after 1300

1300- Desiree got rolled in her room and right away walked to the bathroom. She already ate and drank. So they are starting the discharge paperwork.

‎1415- At McDonalds drive through, Desiree is hungry and wants a Cheeseburger

1435-At home

1730- Waiting for our Doener order to be delivered. We are Hungry!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Happy 2012

So its the New Year! Most of us are enjoying trying to keep new promises like going to gym, eating healthy, or not smoking. Some are throwing away the old and starting new.
My wife broke her ankle in both sides. So Im have had a pretty busy week so far. Not to mention getting Desiree ready mentally for her operation on Friday. After work I have to head home, unless I have to do some grocery shopping, paying bills, going to the bank, or check the mail. I straighten out the house a bit, do the dishes, do one load of laundry, and try to cook dinner. By try I mean... attempt since so far nothing I cook seems exciting! The some studying and getting the girls ready for bed.
Then some me time and then time to carry Desiree upstairs. Bath time is fun.... lol! Help her get dressed for bed and try not to accidently hit her leg.
In the morning, I get ready, carry her downstairs, get stuff ready for the girls, wake Dominique up, make sure she gets ready, make Desiree a coffee, bring items t her like phones, medication, make Hayden some chocolate milk for later, and head to work.

Its been a busy couple of days! Tomorrow after work I need to make sure I come home right after work so I can bring Dominique to her Gymnastic class.
But I am so proud of Dominique. She has helped out so much! No questions asked! She just does it! She definitely makes me so proud! I cant wait to think about a way to reward her. Maybe I will take her and Hayden to the father-daughter ball.

Gosh I hope Desiree has a fast recovery.