Pass the worm!
Going fishing is something I used to never like to do. Stupid worm guts, bloody fingers, stinky water, and hot piercing sun... just sucked for me! Lets not forget the rocking boat, weird fishing people, and the awkward silences! Living here in Germany you dont really have a chance to go fishing like the states... dont get me wrong the opportunity is there but just a little harder! So now I miss it, like when you forget to clean your ears for a week and the Q-tip has a blanket of yellow ear wax!
You know what else bugs me... cars without license plates! It twists my nipples every time I see a vehicle that places the tags on the windshield, like ahhh that was easy! Just get your ass up and screw on your license plates! You look retarded! You look lazy and retarded! And if you are retarded and dont know how to use a screwdriver... then call somebody! Open up a Find It Guide and fucking call somebody!
iPhones is pretty cool, iPods are important to have, iPad... well its bigger, and then... of-course there are the Macbooks. Why are the apple laptops and computers not called iMacs? Or iBooks? Or iLaptops? In my iWorld that would only make sense. Looking in the future one can only predict the other items MAC will develop: the iTV, iCar, iCooking Spoon, and for the retarded people who cant mount license plates... the iScrewdriver. Is the world ready for the iBirth Control Pill? What about a new condom... one that comes in only 2 colors and has a lighted up apple?
So now your asking yourself... what came first: The Title or the Body?
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